LOL session with some one liners from Jimmy Carr, a very, very funny stand up comedian :)





I went on askjeeves.com, and "asked jeeves" why google is so much better.








I like to think of bungee jumping as suicide for indecisive people.






Alot of ppl cry when they chop onions. Well, the trick is, not to form emotional bonds with them.













Why do women buy so many shoes? : Well, I've got a theory. They spend alot of time on their feet, walking around... shopping... in shoe shops.





I went to the airport information counter and asked how many airports there are in the world.








A couple refused to move when a tornado was coming towards their house. A reporter asked them why. They replied, "God will protect us!"
Now I'm thinking, "Who the heck do you think sent it here in the first place?"








When people say they hear voices in their heads... as opposed to where exactly? Your legs?







I live quite near a remedial school. There's a sign outside that says "Slow Children". well that wont do much for their self esteem... Well, look on the bright side, at least they can't read it.









If we are all gods children, what so special about jesus?